Benito, un filósofo de aquellos
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What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.
(Source: wicc4n)
If Disney Villains Were Beautiful
Source: http://imgur.com/DY6DTxn
I’d do every single one of them in a heartbeat. Yes, the women too.
Jafar looks like the guy who was deported for being too handsome. Same beard style and everything.
He is sexy and I want him.
Giveaway:
(Since the first one failed because some bastard from the shipping company took it, I’ll do it once again)
I don’t know what to call this. My, my.
If you win, I’ll let you choose one each.
You know what to do, reblog as many as you can but please be careful to your followers. So take it easy.
You can follow me or not, I’m not a bias. But I’ll be updating this thing. It’s your own choice.
If you cut this message I’ll cut this deal.
Message me if you want some more information.
Let the giveaway begin.
(This ends in July 29, 2013)
I could not have hit reblog any faster
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Dood.
I don’t know which one I’d pick like really.
Why not
omg
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
motherfuckin thank you
this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work.
THIS IS PERFECT
Highscore at 507435.
Highscore at 954825.
Found a way to cheat, actually. :P
Oh god no… No… NO… I WASTED TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS LONG AGO.
(Source: twotruths-go)